Learn all about me in this character assessment.
I spent the last 3 years trying to decipher "Look Sue, I've got Legs!" Up there is the best I came up with.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
Steam Tunnel Incidents: revisit
If you love it, they say, set it free.
You can bolt the door behind it
And check the peephole periodically
And watch it face the rain alone.
One morning when there's no scratch at the door
You might just poke your head out to see
That your puppy isn't there anymore
dripping and whimpering obediently
You may find yourself an accessory
To a vicissitude of the worst degree
It ceased to be a dog and turned into me
If they ever ask you where I went
Conjure up a steam tunnel incident
A fable of my failure to repent
An admonition to the impudent
That way I’ll always be the instrument
Of your impassioned self-aggrandisement
You always could spin a headline
I won't begrudge you that.
You can bolt the door behind it
And check the peephole periodically
And watch it face the rain alone.
One morning when there's no scratch at the door
You might just poke your head out to see
That your puppy isn't there anymore
dripping and whimpering obediently
You may find yourself an accessory
To a vicissitude of the worst degree
It ceased to be a dog and turned into me
If they ever ask you where I went
Conjure up a steam tunnel incident
A fable of my failure to repent
An admonition to the impudent
That way I’ll always be the instrument
Of your impassioned self-aggrandisement
You always could spin a headline
I won't begrudge you that.
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